After years of copious sex with numerous partners, drinking booze to excess, smokes, and drugs; endless performances in concert, on tour, and in studios; after years of sleep deprivation, staying up until all hours of the night or into the next day’s morning; after years of questionable diets and physical activity; what would you look like?

Some of our favorite rockers have fared better than others…

Sir Michael Philip “Mick” Jagger (b. July 26, 1943)
musician, singer-songwriter, the lead vocalist of The Rolling Stones

Keith Richards (b. December 18, 1943)
guitarist, songwriter, singer | Band: The Rolling Stones

Steven Tyler (b. March 26, 1948)
singer, songwriter, front man & lead singer | Band: Aerosmith

Deborah “Debbie” Harry (b. July 1, 1945)
singer, songwriter, actress, lead singer | Bands: New Wave, Blondie

Bret Michaels (b. March 15, 1963)
singer, lead singer | Band: Poison

John Lydon aka “Johnny Rotten” (b. January 31, 1956)
singer, songwriter, television presenter | Band: Sex Pistols

Alice Cooper (b. February 4, 1948)
singer, songwriter, musician

Iggy Pop (b. April 21, 1947)
singer, songwriter, musician

Patti Smith (b. December 30, 1946)
singer, songwriter, poet, visual artist

Ozzy Osbourne (b. December 3, 1948)
singer, songwriter, lead vocalist | Band: Black Sabbath

Bob Dylan (b. May 24, 1941)
singer-songwriter and musician

David Lee Roth (b. October 10, 1953)
vocalist, songwriter, lead singer | Band: Van Halen

Pat Benatar (b. January 10, 1953)
singer

Rod Stewart (b. January 10, 1945)
singer, songwriter

David Bowie (b. January 8, 1947)
rock musician

Robert Plant (b. August 20, 1948)
singer, songwriter, lead vocalist & lyricist | Band: Led Zeppelin & solo career

Stevie Nicks (born May 26, 1948)
singer-songwriter | Band: Fleetwood Mac & a solo artist

Charlie Watts (b. June 2, 1941)
drummer | Band: The Rolling Stones.

Tommy Lee (b. October 3, 1962)
drummer | Band: Mötley Crüe

Meatloaf (b. September 27, 1947)
musician and actor

W. Axl Rose (b. February 6, 1962)
lead vocalist, musician | Band: Guns N’ Roses

Joan Jett (b. September 22, 1958)
guitarist, singer, songwriter | Bands: The Runaways, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

Vincent Neil Wharton (b. February 8, 1961)
lead singer, musician | Band: Mötley Crüe

Ronnie Wood (b. June 1, 1947)
Guitarist, bassist | Band: The Rolling Stones

Eddie Van Halen (b. January 26, 1955)
lead guitarist | Band: Van Halen

Tom Petty (b. October 20, 1950)
singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist | Band: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

Anne & Nancy Wilson – Band: Heart
Ann Wilson (b. June 19, 1950) lead singer, flautist & occasional guitar player
Nancy Wilson (b. March 16, 1954) singer, songwriter & guitarist

Ted Nugent (b. December 13, 1948)
guitarist and vocalist

Nikki Sixx (December 11, 1958)
musician, bassist | Band: Mötley Crüe

James Hetfield (b. August 3, 1963)
lead vocalist, rhythm guitarist | Band: Metallica

Steve Perry (b. January 22, 1949)
Singer, songwriter, lead vocalist | Band: Journey

Cherie Currie (b. November 30, 1959)
lead vocalist | Band: The Runaways

Sting (b. October 2, 1951)
singer-songwriter | former lead singer and bassist of the band: The Police

David Crosby (b. August 14, 1941)
guitarist, singer, songwriter | Bands: The Byrds; Crosby, Stills & Nash; CPR

Bruce Dickinson (b. August 7, 1958)
singer, songwriter | Band: Iron Maiden

David Coverdale (b. September 22, 1951)
rock singer | Bands: Deep Purple, Whitesnake

Neil Young (b. November 12, 1945)
singer, songwriter

Grace Slick (b. October 30, 1939)
singer, songwriter | Bands: Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, others

Paul Hewson aka “Bono” (b. May 10, 1960)
lead vocalist | Band: U2

Saul Hudson aka “Slash” (b. July 23, 1965)
lead guitarist | Band: Guns N’ Roses

Jon Bon Jovi (b. March 2, 1962)
lead singer | Band: Bon Jovi

Joseph “Joe” Elliott (b. August 1, 1959)
lead vocalist | Band: Def Leppard

Richard “Richie” Sambora (b. July 11, 1959)
lead guitarist | Band: Bon Jovi

Gene Simmons (b. August 25, 1949)
rock bassist, vocalist | Band: KISS

Linda Ronstadt (b. July 15, 1946)
recording artist

Annie Lennox (b. December 25, 1954)
recording artist | Band: Eurythmics

Bruce Springsteen aka “The Boss” (b. September 23, 1949)
singer-songwriter

Courtney Love (b. July 9, 1964)
lead singer | Band: Hole

C. C. DeVille (b. May 14, 1962)
lead guitarist | Band: Poison

Billie Idol (b. November 30, 1955)
rock musician Band: Generation X, Solo Career

Madonna (b. August 16, 1958)
recording artist, actress & entrepreneur

Paul McCartney (b. June 18, 1942)
musician, singer-songwriter & composer | Band: The Beatles and Wings

“Son, someday you will make a girl very happy, for a short period of time. Then she’ll leave you and be with new men who are ten times better than you could ever hope to be. These men are called musicians.”
~Anonymous